The funniest email exchange I ever received
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean somebody isn’t out to get you
Every career has that email that probably should not have been sent. Not every career produces a classic email that lives on in office lore long after anyone that originally received it still works there. This is one of those emails, sent while I was working on Rockledge Drive in Bethesda Maryland. The reference to "Café open" was to the fact that there was never a sign for the café in our building except the initial opening sign saying "Café open".